Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017

Crippling Crippling

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.

I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)

by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019

crippling memeaholic

The problem of having a crippling meme adiction and not being able to control it

He was a good kid, but then he became a crippling memeaholic

by Captainsmd October 9, 2018

crippling progression

It's when you succeed so much that you lose the ability to walk and use all other motor functions.

Why is Kyle just laying on the floor, he's been there for like a week. He has crippling progression from all of his TikTok clout

by Barry Mcawkinner February 1, 2020