Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
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"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.
by MaSh92587 March 09, 2006
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A conk is a sexy ostrich
oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)
by Cotton mate March 04, 2005
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commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy
*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"
by Jenny June 25, 2003
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A very large nose.
That Smithy has a big conk.
by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003
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A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.
by broders mate March 14, 2005
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i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard
by ChiefParstington May 12, 2020
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