Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

conk

Older British slang for "nose."

"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.

by MaSh92587 April 15, 2006

conk

A conk is a sexy ostrich

oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)

by Cotton mate March 4, 2005

conk

commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy

*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"

by Jenny June 25, 2003

conk

A very large nose.

That Smithy has a big conk.

by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003

conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.

"You are a right conk!"

by broders mate March 13, 2005

Conk

to absolutely obliterate something

i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard

by ChiefParstington May 12, 2020