worker's compensation

A lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.

"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."

by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

Dream State Compensation

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.

My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.

by P0Ti0N August 12, 2016

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009