coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

coffee shop nigger

That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.

white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha

by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.

Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

by James Weyand November 10, 2007

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015