cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

by RM June 25, 2003

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

Alligator cockswing

An act of making ur penis swing and clap on the balls

My friend can do the alligator cockswing!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

de-cocksing

When a woman turns gay.

"I'm not into penis, I'm de-cocksing"

by Stinkypoopants January 2, 2025