cleft 

somethings very tight or close together.

"Janice" has a very cleft asshole, it reminds me of a 5 year olds

cleft by clowwwww July 26, 2007

cleft 

cleft is term used when not understanding, or to interuppt when you dont know whats going on!

*guy dances around with many many turkeys under arms*
"My name is ALFONSE! and I AM A SPANKMONSTER!"
You would reply with "cleft"?

cleft by Turkey Man March 29, 2004

Cleft Lip and Palate 

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.

I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.

Cleft Lip and Palate by Proud Cleftie February 27, 2011

Cleft of venus 

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.

Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.

Cleft of venus by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012

Cleft Bag 

any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum

Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"

guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag

Cleft Bag by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012

Cleft Ballsack 

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

Cleft Ballsack by JDMBart April 12, 2019

Cleft Oil

1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.

2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.

Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!

Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...

Cleft Oil by Paleblank January 16, 2006