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chesapeake bay steampot

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A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.
1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.
by bay lover December 5, 2013
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Chesapeake Bay Special

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(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).
Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.
by ChesapeakeBaySailor January 13, 2023
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chesapeake beach

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A shithole town in Upper Calvert County, Maryland. Also known as the most corrupt place in the State. Home to the "Rob & Steal" a hotel, restaurant and "bingo hall". Bingo is really code for slot machine and there are hundreds of unregulated rip-off machines in this tiny town. Of course, the hotel is owned by the former Mayor who is known by locals as "Boss Hogg" but even small town mayors who own all the commercial property in town have a boss themselves. Maryland's lifetime Senate President also resides there and is known for knocking off any competition to Boss Hogg in exchange for kickbacks. Bribery and corruption are out in the open. The most attractive qualities of the town are its bikers, drug dealers and hookers. Just go into any bar to find what you need!
Wanna go down to Chesapeake Beach? Nah man, last time I was there I lost all my money on slots, got in a fight with a biker and then caught clamydia from some girl named Krusty Kristy!
by Abc123iseasy June 22, 2016
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chesapeake bay middle

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Very hood gang fight be crazy mostly black school bunch of crackheads
I despise that gay Chesapeake bay middle school it’s too hood
by Crackhead6769 October 16, 2019
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Chesapeake Oyster Fill

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When you eat out your girl after she has just taken a shit and wiped forward onto her already wet pussy.
Dude, I had the best lasagna last night.
Bro, my girl took a shit after foreplay and asked me to eat her out. I think I was the victim of a Chesapeake Oyster Fill.
by Bubby the hate sponge July 15, 2016
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Chesapeake Blue Crabs

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The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time
Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs
by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017
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Chesapeake Hot-Rod

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When you pour hot sauce down your urethra, immediately followed by intense masturbation.
Dude, I was home alone last night and I tried the Chesapeake Hot-Rod, I can't feel anything below my waist
by Jsully757 December 18, 2018
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