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CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp

Ceo of all gamers 

She is an annoying discord user she is obsessed with Levi Ackerman and hawks (keigo takami) she needs therapy ASAP she simps for anime boys a little too much

ceo of stupidity 

The ceo of stupidity is a cousin of the ceo of racism but they are in opposition of each other, the ceo of stupidity can also be defined as the stupidest person you know
Jeff: “Kyle is the ceo of stupidity
ceo of stupidity by Ultrin_Altern November 22, 2019

ceo of cool 

The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is made of hobags and sloptarts.
The CEO of Cool just faxed a memo, hernandez' official last name is hobag.
ceo of cool by CEO of Cool April 30, 2008

CEO of Silence 

The CEO of Silence is Jeremy Quick
CEO of Silence by Fireblaze420 October 27, 2019

CEO of not dying 

When you are playing a fighting or PvP game and the opponent is just not dying, regardless of how low their health is.
John: Okay, how the FUCK did you survive that
Steve: Haha you suck
John: CEO OF NOT DYING!!!