Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.

ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."

by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015

Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017

Hey carlitos

A phrase Richard McBanquet the Third uses to welcome little Carlitos to the ranked match dood.

*Carlitos (A 10 yr old) grabs the mic*
Richard-“ oh hey Carlitos”

by Ilovecriggers69 May 15, 2022

caliente carlito

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.

"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

by Caliente carlito June 28, 2012

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Carlito Caribbean Cool

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.

"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."

by Steve-O, the King of the World July 22, 2008

Carlito

An outspoken individual who prides themselves in helping others. Resilient but when they shut down from uncontrollable emotion. An uncanny ability to see beauty in all things but has a gift surviving in the toughest situations. Against all odds the will alone makes them unique and desirable.

I need help with strength,wisdom,& loyalty can I please have a carlito

by Lower light November 23, 2021