phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

czarina

1. name for a female figurehead or political figure, derived from Russian.
2. Russian princess.
3. name for any deserving female diva.
4. nickname given to any girls named Catherine. (note spelling of Catherine.

1. Catherine the Great was a czarina of Russia.
2. Wow, she's quite the czarina.
3. "Hi, I'm Catherine; my friends call me 'czarina'."

by Catherine T. July 30, 2008

Czar

Used as an alias be many people. Originally meant 'a russian king' in russia ;)

Hey Czar, How are you

Czar Romminko would like to see you

by Jessen July 1, 2003

czar

literally the nicest person ever. he’s cute, smart and one of the best people you will ever meet.

wow, czar is so nice!
isn’t he?

by SC00TERMAN October 21, 2020

ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

CZARHIC

A Czarhic is an item that is used to clean out ones anal cavity after hardcore sex

Huh, where is my Czarhic

by boddyesmith October 20, 2020

Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.

Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.

by $lapaho February 13, 2021