1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").
2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.
3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.
3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...
Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...
Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...
Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009
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Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?
No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
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by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010
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Guy 1: hey i just got braces
Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for
Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool
Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks
Guy 1: im a freshman
Guy 2: your fucked
Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for
Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool
Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks
Guy 1: im a freshman
Guy 2: your fucked
by Pitbull3291 August 4, 2006
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