Butcher's Slap

Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.

Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Butcher's Bill

A count of soldier casualties after a battle, sometimes used for civilians after a large disater.

"The fighting has ended for the night, what is the Butcher's Bill?"
"18 dead including 4 medics and another 45 wounded."

by wereooze October 5, 2007

butcher's bait

Someone that is so obnoxious they convince you that their sole purpose is to test your morality.

Steven: What the is that moron babbling about over there?

Sean: He was talking about how much of a shame it was that Bush couldn't run for a third term.

Steven: That idiot is butcher's bait for sure.

by Chaddy80 December 19, 2008

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

dodgy butcher

A word for a homosexual. Dodgy butcher - Has the meat delivered round the back.

Fuck me elton john is such a butcher!

by Frank Dux June 29, 2004

The Butcher

an amazing and sexy drummer from the band The Academy is...

"It's Freakin Scooter time!" said The Butcher.

by Fueled_by_Sam November 12, 2007

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018