Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

buttcheeks

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

by k.g. y'all December 28, 2005

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

buttcheeks is jorm

U.S. Slang, meaning it's all good, copacetic, everything is copacetic. Can also mean "okay." Generally a response to "sup", "how's it hangin?", "how are things?", "how are you?", "Are you?"

alternate spellings and forms: Jormy

Originated in California, but spread throughout the U.S. The large scale dissimenation of the saying was due mostly to the touring band Snowglobe who used the phrase quite frequently and named a song after it.

Q: "How have things been?"
A: "ehh. buttcheeks is jorm"

Q: "Did you get that job you interviewed for?"
A: "Yeah, I did."
Q: "What's it like? are you happy with the pay, benefits, etc?"
A: "Buttcheeks is Jorm."

Q: "how are things in the dirty south"
A: "Jormy!"

by Brad Postlethwaite August 19, 2006

Peanut Butter and Buttcheeks

when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.

Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.

by Briceps May 23, 2011

Buttcheeks Butler

(n) item of sexual use and abuse commonly known to frequent bath houses

you are a "buttcheeks butler" I saw you coming out of that dodgy bath house

by pejax April 27, 2003

buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009