Bushism

A linguistic derivation of Buddhism by the 43rd president of the United States. Philosophy that excessive desire to speak properly will cause suffering that leads to an endless cycle of reincarnation. Excessive conveyance of clear meaning is believed to cause the speaker and listener to focus on the suffering in the world and the desire to change it. As a result, the practioner of Bushism must try to avoid falling into the trap of "making sense," so as to envelop conversants in mystic contemplation of what was really said.

"I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you."

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America."

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."

by Republicignoramican October 29, 2004

bushism

Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.

"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."

by C-ko January 21, 2005

Bushism

A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.

Space is still a high priority for NASA/
We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)

by Chris Lanyon October 2, 2003

bushism

The ritual act between Bush and Blair in the foliage at Camp David

im choosing not to provide further imagery

by bob March 28, 2005

Bushism

An original way of saying what you don't mean.

"All your base are belong to us"

by Dan Quayle November 3, 2003

bushism

A term that made millions realise that President Bush wasn't really making stupid blunders at all, and in fact IS mentally fit to lead an entire country!

"Oh... so it was just a BUSHISM, whew, I guess it's okay then."

by Sardonic April 15, 2004

Bushism

A Bushism is a small amount of deception mixed with a large amount of self interest.

When dubya opens his mouth the bushisms flow forth like a festering stream of santorum!

by Madman17 February 27, 2015