burnt toast

Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.

Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.

Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.

by Sketchey December 14, 2007

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uncultured burnt toast

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.

“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

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Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 May 27, 2011

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Semi Burnt Toast

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't

or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat

Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.

by nibbasisco February 11, 2019

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