see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

by Mainty O'Freddy September 9, 2008

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008

How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".

Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?

by Rikstir June 24, 2022

up your bum

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.

"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"

by jsd9632 February 6, 2012

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

your bum

is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy.

Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?

by King Loz September 1, 2003

plum in your bum

of annoyance much like a pain in your arse.

Isn't Steve being a real plum in your bum!

by Twisticals May 12, 2015