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Burlington High School

A school in Burlington, Massachusetts. There are over 2,000 students and teachers. Rumor has it that the school was built as a nuclear war bunker or a prison, and that there is a bomb shelter hidden somewhere under the gym. It is very easy to get lost in BHS as there are many hallways and corridors that do not connect to each other. If this happens, beware of the zombies, as they were part of the 1967 Student Protection Program and never left. They will eat you alive and are specially trained to find even the sneakiest ninja (which are also around the school in large populations and kill intruders at first sight).
The high school's team mascot is the Red Devil, and the sports teams include football, baseball, lacrosse, swimming, softball, track/field, and much more. Random and crazy things happen there all the time. If you ever find yourself lost in Burlington High School, do not ask a senior, as they will tell you about the pool on the third floor, which is restricted unless you have a desire to be eaten alive.
He goes to Burlington High School.

She is a BHS Girls' Lacrosse Lady Devil.
by SwimmerGirl453 June 12, 2011
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South Burlington

South Burlington is a suburban "city" next to Burlington, VT. It mostly consists of huge neighborhoods where all the house's look alike. The only place to shop is the University Mall, which is tiny and mostly houses sketchy greasy people during the day. Most of the kids have rich families, the rest are not rich at at all and live by the airport. There is no middle class. There's like 5 black kids in the highschool.. also the highschool takes kids from the islands who are weird, and the school district cuts more stuff out of the budget each year. Als French fries is the best place in South Burlington. And that's basically it.
Guy: Hey I live in South Burlington Vermont
Girl: What do you do for fun there? has fun been cut out of the budget too?
by preppygurl October 4, 2009
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burlington danes academy

A school full of wannabe roadman and fraudstars. There are almost fights daily because the boys need to prove what gang is better. The boys there are fairly attractive and the girls are mostly very pretty, and the teachers are pedos who don’t know how to teach, most of them stink and pick on kids all the time. The school is also very broke and have rats running around the canteen.The girls there think they can rap and do make up but most of them are on crack, and always fight people for looking at them the wrong way, also very big attention seekers. Most of the people that make it out of bda become strippers,gang members, drug dealers and trapstars. There is always beef. We have to sit in a room with booths like it’s prison. The food we get is mostly curry as we have a indian headteacher. There are also open condom packets in the toilets as well as used pads on the floor, the school is just overall ghetto and nasty. Don’t recommend
Friend1: what school do you go to?
Friend2: burlington danes academy
Friend1: ew thats ghetto
by isuckdickimgaynigga January 26, 2020
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Burlington Township High School

The place where you are glorified for wearing too much makeup, starting fights, being loud, and all out being ghetto. The place where you can find seniors in an Algebra 2 class. The place where eating a salad cost more than eating main lunch. And did I mention strict teaching? We have strict honors courses and plenty of harsh teachers.
Me: BrUh, I hate Burlington Township High School. I just wanna go home
by PatrickBoydWentz January 27, 2019
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burlington coat factory

Crappy store that has junky stuff and isn't all that clean.
"Wow, look at that garage sale! Oh wait...that's just Burlington Coat Factory."
by Sean GNYCSI October 13, 2006
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burlington ma

the worst possible place to live...seems like a nice town until you live here for a long time starting as a child. there is nothing to do here. drugs and alcohol are VERY easily acessable especially to kids in high school. the high school is jail and the teachers are ridiculously awful.
Joe: Hey did you get the drugs home-boy?

Phill: No but you can get mad drugz in burlington ma, i bet i can get alc too!

Joe: sick dealio
by shawty its your booty December 20, 2010
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Northern Burlington

an absolute hell hole. drama spreads like wild fire, no one can ever catch a break from it. teachers suck ass and give unnecessary amounts of homework and can suck a dick. all the girls are hoes who fuck a boy once a week, and all the boys are careless fuck boys who think fucking with peoples hearts is fun. the only way to become popular is to juul, drink alcohol, fuck someone weekly, be an absolute asshole to everyone, do absolutely nothing with your life and never think about your future or think about your actions. other people’s feelings don’t matter, fuck that. every type of person can be found here, it’s like a zoo. plenty of hicks, black people who try and act, speak, and do things like sound cloud rappers, crazy ass white people, and school try hards like indians who’ve never seen a pussy or a dick before. all the black girls are extra and think they’re so tough. welcome to northern.
Hey man, what’s up?

fuck off man lemme hit my juul *smffffff* i go to northern burlington i got 10 std’s and my dick pick is known everywhere.
by student being real November 12, 2018
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