Bruce Dickface

Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.

Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.

Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).

"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"

by ZDS August 23, 2004

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The Bruce Dickinson

A liberal poster on FARK.com, A legendary album signer famous for his blue oyster cult album.

Yes the bruce dickinson

by Agent pi August 26, 2008

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Bruce Davidson

The baddest Motherfucker alive. Will do anything, will never lose. Yes he will beat you up.

Bruce Davidson Has to be one of the coolest people I’ve ever met

by Poopiehead12345! November 20, 2022

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Tierney bryce’d

Getting slammed in both wholes and a line up your nose

“Bloody hell, I got Tierney bryce’d last night”

by WillWilks April 22, 2019

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Bruce-Kwan-Do

deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.

Ummmmmmm....do not embarace me in my Bruce-Kwan-Do Dojo.

by morgan hariett taubman freeman June 9, 2010

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THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

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