Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

by Bromnk October 30, 2020

Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

bronk clonkston

when youre so fucked up its bad

yo im bronk clonkston rn

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

soul-bronk

to take it to your opponent or someone whos hatin' on you.

Yo! You just got soul bronked

by Duane Goehring September 11, 2005

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021

Bronk

When you fumble so badly at the last minute

Brooooo Mark just bronked with that girl bro

by shakes beer April 9, 2024

bronk

The undefined anger one might feel upon seeing something cool. Similar to the Tagalog term gigil, the undefined urge towards violence one might feel upon seeing something cute.

"That's fucking bronk dude."
"She always has the most bronk ideas!"

by s_th January 1, 2023