The brain wasting disease causative of broliferation at large. Symptoms include chronic surfing disorder (C.S.D.), compulsive 24 pack purchasing (C.T.F.P.P.), and the often deadly D.M.B. Levels of infection are pandemic in Southern California where brave brolio patients can be heard loudly exhalting eachother to the level of a particular women's undergarment, but sadly the symptoms are often overlooked or misdiagnosed as marijuana addiction and failing any early detection this disease is almost always fatal.
Worried Parent: Doctor, is there any news?
Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.
Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!
Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.
Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!
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dude, this valintines day sucks.
-ya but brolintines day was epic.
ya, 5 keg stands in a row then beer pong followed by motor polo
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-ya but brolintines day was epic.
ya, 5 keg stands in a row then beer pong followed by motor polo
-i know bro
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