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the broh

the broh can be defined in many ways because the broh is in some ways "ubiquotious." I think of the broh as the answer to all questions... I think of the broh any time when i find myself confused. And most importantly i think of the broh any time i need to burn (this occurs quite often). Now i am mad zooted, and when im zooted i know the broh is. YOU KNOW THE BROH IS DTB AND DTF on the daily so dont even ask. YOU MUST GO TO IU TO BE QUALIFIED AS BROH WORTHY. REP UR HOOD!
ockh!?? Where u at, u know ur boi needs to burn

Im mad horny laying in bed, should i jerk it or go to bed, what would the broh
"The broh would get his meat wet"

Yo i need to talk to the broh, my blood THC level is low.
by The broh's boi April 4, 2008
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LAWLS BROH!

1. The term used by over-excessive messenger junkies, often used to demonstrate the feeling of uber hapiness.
2. A sarcastic way of reacting to anything that causes silence such as a lame joke, awkward moment or when theres nothing to talk about.
1. L33t AZN B01: Didz U Cheque Out Dat hawt Chik YEsTerday?
Azn Kidzor: LAWLS BROH! Shee was Smooking!
2. Guy 1: So watcha doing for fathers day?
Guy 2: My dad is dead (silence)
Guy 1: LAWLS BROH!
Guy 3: Co-co-co-combo breaker!
by KillBeverly March 21, 2009
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nah broh

by pedal4 March 17, 2014
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Brohemochip

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself
If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.
by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017
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Brohab

The period of rehabilitation that occurs after a serious bromance has ended.
Now that Sean got back together with his girlfriend I need to check myself into brohab.
by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010
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brohamskihasive

A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.

Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.

A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.
"What up brohamskihasive?"

"Oh you know, swaggin on my A-game last night."

"Word."
by Broseph Stalin 1 October 22, 2011
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BroHive

When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.

Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."

Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.

The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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