Bratching

(gerund) When someone or something is brand matching.

"Nike socks, shoes, shorts, and shirt? Wow, you're really bratching today."

by TheOriginalAustin May 5, 2018

Breechin'

Def 1. A Whole Nother Level Of Being Rich.!

Def 2. A Word Used To Describe How Much Money Yu Got Or How Good Yu Look.

Ex 1.Diddy Got Money, But Jay-Z Is Breechin'!!

Ex 2.The Third Girl On My Top 8 Is Hott But The Second Girl Is Breechin'.!!!

by MyKe23 December 23, 2007

Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Brutchin

Dumb ass redneck

There was a dumb ass brutchin in the yard

by Me3e3e August 25, 2016

bretahing

when a dumbass cant spell breathing they spell bretahing

person 1: breathes in a vc
dumbass: is that you BRETAHING

by dumvidiot December 6, 2020

Breaching Submarine

Putting your finger(s) in your butthole while letting spurts of pee out to feel like edging.

"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."

"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."

by 9saf^ August 14, 2024