bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

bootylishious

A amalgamation of the words "booty" and "delicious," meaning the size and shape of a person's Gluteus Maximus is just as appealing to the eye as an "appealing thing to eat" might be to one's taste buds.

Girlfriend, I know i look bootylishious in these jeans!

by preshere June 19, 2008

bootyist

A follower of bootyism. One who practices bootyism. One who gets a lot of (female) booty. Me. It's all about the booty.

I've been a bootyist since I was 14. It's all about the booty.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

bootyisum

A girl with enthusiasm and an ass preferably in yoga pants or something tight

Mr Mitchell how do u remember Buddisum I just look at Devons ass and think Bootyisum #shreddy

by Shreddymastal December 12, 2015

Bootyism

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.

I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.

by jackedak May 11, 2023

Bootyism

A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.

Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.

by kulananda August 26, 2013