Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.

Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.

by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023

Boebertworld

The unintelligible world of beliefs based on the wildly contorted, ignorant spew emanating from the vacant brain and uninhibited pie-hole of the Republican U.S. Representative from Colorado, Lauren Boebert.

“I choose to live right here in Boebertworld because I would otherwise have no other comparable income; having no defined sense of self or beliefs that aren’t funded by the far right racist gunboys who write my absurd statements as they get high in their mother’s basements,” uttered Ms. Boebert in an uncharacteristic moment of honesty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2022

Boebert

Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”

It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.

I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.

by JousterIII February 28, 2022

Boebert

When someone gives you a handjob in a theatre.

I didn't know he was interested until he gave me a Boebert.

by Ralphy My Boy September 16, 2023