bontis

boring, lame, uninteresting

this class is so bontis.

by bandgeek2225 February 13, 2020

Bonitis

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

Bonation

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her

Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation

by gordon83 January 15, 2010

bonats

term used to describe a very good looking woman.

-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.

by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing

Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!

by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012