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Bohemian Blowdryer

The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun
"Hey dude, I heard Matt's cock exploded."
" Yeah. Shelly gave him a Bohemian Blowdryer."
by FecalNuggets May 1, 2010
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Blow Dry

To inhale deeply then vehemently(strongly) blow in to a woman's open vaginal cavity or ass hole while she is aroused or wet.
Guy: Yo man I gave Karen a Blow Dry last night son.

Friend: No f#%king way!

Guy: Yeah man the bitch didn't suck me but thought I was gonna eat her out, so I was like, "f$#k that!" and just inhaled an blew mad hard in her pussy.

Friend: Hey, at least someone got a "blow job". (lol)

Guy:STFU
by Scrub McRandom July 27, 2011
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Blowdrop

(n.) - the act of a man receiving oral sex from a woman in which the female counterpart of the equation places cough drops in her mouth before proceeding with the blowjob. (for best results, do not attempt at all... ever; for second best results, use mild mentho-lyptus cough drops).
"Shit nigga! you know my cousin Ray-Ray was talkin bout dat Shannoniqua bitch? Well dat hoe said she wanna give me a blowdrop or some shit right."

"So whutchu do nigga?"

"I's like yea bitch gimme watcha got! And nigga I suppose dat included third degree menthol burns on my sea-salt shootah and shit! Nah mean?"

"Dat aint all you got you jive ass turkey. Word on da street is dat bitch got more clap than a auditorium!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 11, 2009
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Blowdryer

While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her a blowdryer so bad it vibrated her neck.
by David Tobias Levine September 7, 2008
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Blow Dry Her

A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.
I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.
by The Blow Dryee June 18, 2009
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blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.
Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.
by zemblanity December 15, 2011
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Blowfrying

The act in which you damage your hair by blow drying it with a crappy blowdryer.
Liz: "What are you doing?"
Lauren: "Blowfrying my hair."
Liz: "I hate that!"
by LaurenGoesMeow February 23, 2011
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