Blowbo

noun. A blowjob from a hobo. Usually recieved in the middle of the night at a 7-11.

Hey,I'm goin' over to 7-11. Let me borrow two bucks for a blowbo.

by Ice-9 October 22, 2008

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

Blorbo

Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.

Daughter: "Oh my god, the blorbos from my show are having such a bad time."
Mother: "Sweetie, I have NO idea what that means."

by jar_of_rocks April 27, 2022

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020

steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Blorbo

Otherwise known as "Blorbo from my shows" is tumblr slang for your favourite character, along othef terms like scrimblo bimblo, eeby deeby, skrunkly etc.

Oh my God have you watched supernatural yet??? Dean is SO my Blorbo 💕

by Televisiophobic February 26, 2022