Blogstipated

When you need to blog, but your words just won't come out.

The other day I ..............well I............what did I?? Oh hell, I got nuthin! I'm blogstipated again!

by blozulfog August 24, 2009

brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

Bostitute

A prostitute that lives in Boston, or a prostitute for a black guy named Boston.

Don’t be such a Bostitute, Anje!!

by AnIconTM March 18, 2018

Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.

(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.

by _no1_ April 9, 2024