blendie

Another name for a smoothie. Since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. Therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been adequately smoothed to earn the title "smoothie".

Dave: Hey man, want to try some of my smoothie?

Matthew: Nah man, you still have ice chunks in it - that's a blendie.

by brave toaster August 16, 2012

blended cuckold family

A married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage

Aaron and his wife Rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. Aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren't biologically his

by Man o' War January 9, 2017

blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.

A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009

Blendike

A black, white, and Indian girl who is possibly a lesbian. They live on their home-planet of blendikia. Their mortal enemies are gingers

Blendikes hate gingers

by share-a-zen March 29, 2009

Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.

Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Blended Modeling

When you are at home with both Singapore’s bar model method and stack model method that you know which problem-solving visualization strategy is more suitable to solve certain types of word problems.

It’s an open secret that most Singapore math educators or coaches are ill-equipped to handle blended modeling—most are familiar with bar modeling, but few are fluent with the more intuitive stack modeling, in tackling brain-unfriendly math questions.

by MathPlus November 1, 2021

blended orgasm

An orgasm that is achieved when you hit a clitoral climax and a g-spot orgasm at the same time.

Last Night was so amazing. He fucked me so hard while I touched myself and I had a blended orgasm!

by Inneedofholywater May 30, 2019