Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.

Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.

Blarkin McGlurkin by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009

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Blarfkin

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Kudinger! February 13, 2010

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blayfin

When someone is bluffing and playing at the same damn time!!!

Holly was blayfin when Hollywood came over for Netflix and chill!!

blayfin by HollywoodMD410 December 23, 2020

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Blarfkin

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

Blarfkin by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021

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