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Gladiator Bum

A Bum that knows how to fight and does not have any limits, also known to be constantly drunk and rummaged around dumpsters for a while. A good example of a Gladiator bum is in the controversial film Bumfights.Rufus Hannah was a good example of a gladiator bum he fought his best friend and bum Donnie for $20.00 and a bottle of beer. Rufus is no longer a gladiator bum though because he owns an apartment and has a job. Donnie can also be considered a Gladiator Bum but not as extreme as his friend. Gladiator Bums are also known to get tattoos on them. like Rufus who got "Bumfight" tattooed on his knuckles, and Donnie who get "Bumfights tattooed on his forehead for $200.00 and free B.J. from a dirty crack woman. Never fight a Gladiator Bum because they will defeat and humiliate you.
Damn, Rufus just broke Donnie's leg for a bottle of booze and 20 bucks hes a real Gladiator Bum
Bumfights produced two noteworthy Bums, but Only one prevailed and that was Rufus Hannah aka "Rufus the stunt bum".
To be called a Gladiator Bum is the same as being called Chuck Norris So Rufus the stunt bum was basically the Chuck Norris of Bums.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 26, 2010
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SCHOLA GLADIATORIA

A collection of badass, swordslinging, steel clashing mammals. usually found in the company of strong drink and loose women.
Some Schola Gladitoria chaps tore up the pub and it's occupants, including a group of SAS troopers and Royal Marines, one unlucky bloke had a waster stuck in his bum.
by Scared of Mammals August 2, 2004
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gladiator helmet

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.
I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.
by Rexhaven August 17, 2003
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vladiator

Predominantly a huge black man with the name Vladimir who has a massive cock and rails out mad hoes. These hoes usually include people with names from Aladdin and think they are all that. The hoes also enjoy kick line dancing. All in all, Vladiators yell out "are you not entertained?" After they finish on the hoes faces. Don't get mad get Vlad
Ho 1: omg Becky I was dominated by the vladiator last night

Ho 2: yes and no. Myah
by JimmineyCrixkety February 4, 2014
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seven digit gladiator

a person, typically male, who makes a rather exuberant attempt, usually to the point of being an annoying jerk, to obtain the phone number of some hapless, but usually attractive, member of the opposite sex
Our waitress is finally giving Charlie her number; man, there's no way he'd have gotten it unless he was one helluva seven digit gladiator.
by MandMplusJJ September 3, 2007
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Ladiator

Is a person who loves getting on the lash, playing sport, having sex, and just anything very manly. It's the same thing as being a "Lad" but its the name for a person who is the ultimate "Lad". Its a term discovered by uni students around Britain.
Peter Crouch when asked what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer, his answer "A virgin" Honest and Witty-

He is a Ladiator
by marcus mandela May 6, 2010
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gladiator

A ridley scott directed masterpiece of a movie that won best picture for the year 2000. (Starring Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix) Plot Outline: When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.
Mike- "Did you see Gladiator last night"
Kevin- "Yeah, it was amazing!!"
by Maserota89 April 3, 2008
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