The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Californian birdermug. Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.
The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.
by Pussyanalsex69 October 6, 2018
Get the Birdermug. by sambrs May 7, 2019
Get the birderedmug. An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.
The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.
by Trytobe rational March 25, 2022
Get the Birdermug. often referring to a messy and tangled nature; short for birdsnest. Most notably referring to one’s ‘MANE’ problem, their hair
I have real bad birders today, extra conditioner is required.
I’ve got like 3 birders hanging off my dome after camping
If I don’t brush my hair, I’ll get the birders
Don’t worry hun, sometimes birders means she had a great time last night
I’ve got like 3 birders hanging off my dome after camping
If I don’t brush my hair, I’ll get the birders
Don’t worry hun, sometimes birders means she had a great time last night
by Ryder’Dye June 19, 2025
Get the Birdersmug. by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
Get the Backyard Birdermug.