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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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Bigfoot banging

To have sex with large men.
Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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What you banging shorty on BD

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.
by tommy.#0010 April 12, 2021
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BinJin

Taken from the last word of the names of two ultra famous Korean actors Hyun Bin and Son Ye Jin. Nicknamed by their beloved and loyal fans around the world. It started when fate plays a part in their career together and made a beautiful memory that the fans had the hard time moving on.
Fans: BinJin captures the heart of the many KDrama fans and can't hardly move on from CLOY.
by EllenM74 June 15, 2020
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Bangine

So rich you don’t have to check the price tag
I wish I was bangine
by Dauniverse May 9, 2020
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Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
by Alexander De Barrington May 24, 2014
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Birginio

A sexy and appealing person with a huge ding dong. Also known as "That guy."
That guy over there, yeah that guy. He must be a Birginio. I would do that thing.
by Elite Narco Mastermind June 20, 2011
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