Big Dick Day

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!

A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).

by Ben UK 2010 June 14, 2010

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Big Trash Day

When you're recently incarcerated and you go to the yard where everyone dumps their shitty load in you for disposal

When Nate first got to prison, it was Big Trash Day all up in his ass in the yard

by Seal Team 69 September 17, 2019

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National Big Nose day

National big Nose day is November 22, so give your favorite big nose person a hug and a card for their special day

Mike: Happy november 22
Jeff: What's november 22?

Mike: National big nose day you fucking toucan
Jeff: Fuck you

by Theflamingo,thatlikesdogs November 21, 2021

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A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.

That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!

by Burning blue soul March 5, 2018