bez

v. To accidentally defecate. Especially when one expects flatulence, but is greeted by an unholy surprise. See shart.

The Taco Bell chihuahua after eating two bean burritos from the 99 cent menu: "Yo no quiero bez in mis pantalones."

The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."

You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."

by SlimWadey January 22, 2008

bezs

a simple way to call someone homosexual

Person 1: Dude are you bezs?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: Yes I am
Person 2: REEEEEEE

by b u l l y e r m a n February 25, 2019

Tez bez

Gum
In most cases bubble gum.
Created by a man named Andrew who lives in Redlands,California

Got any tez bez?
Yo I need a chew got any tez bez?
Damn bitch you'r breath smells like shit take some of this tez bez!

by Gogo January 02, 2005

bez crew

A group of real niggaz. People ya don't wanna cross or ya get shot up, ya get me?

"Aiyo, barry, u a fasihole blud, ya don't wanna be beefin da bez cru, dem carry weapons nahmean?"

by bz January 28, 2004

bez

The shortened term for lesbian. Can also refer to traits associated with lesbians such as being a bitch, stubborn, feminist, or dismissive.

Don't be a bez! My sewing machine won't stop being a bez! Shut yo mouth you stupid bez!

by sdsucostume September 25, 2009

D Bez

D bez is a top bestfriend or plural d bezzie

‘I’m going out with d bez next weekend

by okayTHEN ILL DONTHIS July 29, 2018

Bez Noz

Bicycling at a fast pace in order to get home.

Bez noz it lads we got to beat the roz nozzers

by BezNozzer97 July 19, 2003