Betch

A totally better term of bitch, the world should say it instead of bitch.

Manny is a betch.
Manny is a big betch.
Manny is the biggest betch in the world.

by BMTH15 July 11, 2015

betch

a bagel egg tomato cheese and ham sandwich

make me one of those betch sandwiches betch

by mistergreengenius January 18, 2009

betch

term used typically by Kelly for stupid whores who like shoes and other people's tops too much

hey stop that and gimme your shirt, betch

by aznblonde3636 November 24, 2007

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

by The Double E January 4, 2007

betched

The bastardization of the word "Bitched."

Gavin betched at Rachel arguing over how to correctly spell the word "Opossum".

by JohnMcJohn December 20, 2010

betch

1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store
2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy.
3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns

"These shoes are mine betch!"
"I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!"
"oh...oh...oh...oh...by the way betch, FUCK YOU!"
"let's partay, betch"
"Betch, these shoes are 300 FUCKING dollars. Let's get 'em"

by drgmark35 November 5, 2006

betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said your fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006