bertrand 

a dirty, half nigger who constantly bitches about seemingly unimportant things, nobody enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty asshole.

Dude, i just shit a bertrand.

bertrand by Goldennn November 16, 2010

cory bertrand

a bitch with a small dick and that sucks at keeping girls and is not loyal at all you meet a cory leave fast run RUUUNNNNN

cory bertrand is a bitch

cory bertrand by coryis the biggest bitch May 24, 2017

bertrand 

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

bertrand by Shorty747 February 16, 2008

bertranne 

An organ donor, a compooter scientist, a peepeepoopoo master of dank jokes.
Has tons of meaningful quotes, such as "When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did. Now? Only God"

6/9 good friend.

Husbant... you buy too much Funko Pop! Vinyl Gold Bertranne style. Now we are homeress

bertranne by JiaLiar August 7, 2022

bertrandfx 

A really great editor and very sweet 🥺💞

“Hey have you heard of bertrandfx?”
“Yes she’s a really talented editor!”

bertrandfx by sqturnn June 4, 2021

Bertrand 

When a golfer hits a very good approach shot on the first hole. It usually results in a birdie or match play victory.

Marc Bertrand me on the first, but I won the second and third to take a 1up lead.

Bertrand by JQ Irish December 19, 2021

bertrando 

Bertrando is the type of person who won't hesitate to push someone using crutches

Look it's Bertrando, careful he will push you

bertrando by hello i like money September 6, 2022