The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Bertrand-eese

To speak in a nonsensical manner.
Rambling around until you find of get to your point.

Did you hear Zamir rambling in "Bertrand-eese" for the past 5 minutes?

V.P. Harris was speaking "Bertrand-eese" for about 5 minutes until she "Landed the Plane."

by Ghost-76 November 16, 2023

Jean bertrand

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021

kaitlyn bertrand

she is such a sweet person; she can get a lil obnoxious sometimes but she don’t mean no harm. she gets a offended a lot but she do be getting those guys. she is also rly short but she has a huge heart.

jimmy: “yo shorty! how is goin down there!”
kaitlyn bertrand: “uhm, hi that kind of made me sad”

by summitcookid November 29, 2020

Bertrand

When a golfer hits a very good approach shot on the first hole. It usually results in a birdie or match play victory.

Marc Bertrand me on the first, but I won the second and third to take a 1up lead.

by JQ Irish December 19, 2021

Daniel bertrand

A man with a wicked big cock who goes by the name of grant when he tummy sticks other men

Daniel Bertrand aka grant tummy sticks his penis to another mans stomach

by Daniel Bertrand May 30, 2021