Jean bertrand

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021

Bertrand

When a golfer hits a very good approach shot on the first hole. It usually results in a birdie or match play victory.

Marc Bertrand me on the first, but I won the second and third to take a 1up lead.

by JQ Irish December 19, 2021

Bertrand-eese

To speak in a nonsensical manner.
Rambling around until you find of get to your point.

Did you hear Zamir rambling in "Bertrand-eese" for the past 5 minutes?

V.P. Harris was speaking "Bertrand-eese" for about 5 minutes until she "Landed the Plane."

by Ghost-76 November 16, 2023

Elie Bertrand

Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

Elie Bertrand - Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

by iSammo February 22, 2010

The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018