A hangover that, instead of receding throughout the day, gets precipitously worse and torments the afflicted individual
After drinking nonstop all last night, I have a Benjamin Button Hangover today. I felt okay this morning, worse at lunch, and like death by dinner.
by Michael Sock February 26, 2021
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by whootwhoot March 25, 2009
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Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
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by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011
Get the Benjamin-Buttoning mug.To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.
by BRAU!!!!!!!!! April 8, 2011
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Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
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by MTeasy October 26, 2011
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by Bonoz June 30, 2018
Get the Benjamin buttoned mug.The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
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