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beer-ja-vu

the common practice of getting drunk on a Friday/Saturday night and only remembering what went on a few days after, or when it happens again or if a random object reminds you of the incident.
example 1. "what are you doing in my bed?"

example 2. "i just had beer-ja-vu!"

example 3. "jesus, that whipped cream just gave me beer-ja-vu from the other night.
by 05jalger February 15, 2009
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Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.
Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.
by Uzzy September 9, 2006
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beer journey

Commonly appears in freshmen year of high school early sophomore; when the beer you had from a drinking kickback you had outside needs to be retrieved from a far place and brought to another destination.
Friend 1: Yo you gotta get the beer from the golf course and bring it to Steve's
Friend 2: Aw, are you fuckin serious?.. this is gonna be a fuckin epic beer journey
by LL Kool D October 30, 2008
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Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.
He was having a beer jerky over there.
by dombamdy October 15, 2018
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beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.
Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail
by thegetaway November 27, 2019
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Beer Jew

Someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how shitty it taste. They generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.

They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.

They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.
Example 1

Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"

Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"

Example 2

Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"

Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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Beer Job

when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers as she can before barfing and just fills her mouth with one last beer and procedes in normal blowjob procedure with her mouth full of beer, when the blow job has sucked all the beer out of her mouth she refreshes herself with one last mouth full of beer as the male procedes to ejaculate into the beer filled mouth, once the semen is mixed with the beer, the woman turns on hard rock, head bangs to shake up the beer/semen mixture and then pours it into a cup and the couple shares a creamy beer shake.
Tank-top tan Nascar fans having sex.
by Animal Chin April 17, 2004
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