beaver dam

tampon; blood bullet

Honey, will you please clear the beaver dam before we have sexual intercourse?

by wurd January 29, 2004

Beaver Dam

Female equivalent to "cock-block"

1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.

2. Don't be such a beaver dam.

by spooks22 March 26, 2014

Beaver Dam

When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver

I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.

by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006

Beaver Dam

The opposite of Cock Block...

ie: if a female were to be striking a conversation and flirtation with a male...and another female were to infringe on her territory....that is a Beaver Dam.

by janamariewjpz March 07, 2010

Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin

I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.

by pallbearer January 18, 2007

beaver dam

usually a creepy/ugly guy that hangs out with a group of guys
that scares away chicks.

{girl detergent}

Will is such a beaver dam, I hate him!!!!

by the jack man 808 November 08, 2007