Bears 

A nickname for someone who is awesome.

Charles is so cool we call him bears

Bears by BEARS July 10, 2006

bears 

what i am going to make in this dude's mouth for stating that the origin of "bears" is from South Park. Any respectable person is clearly aware of this and doesn't need to display their familiarity with the greatest and most intelligent show on television.

I am going to make my bears your bears by shitting in your mouth and confirming that you digest them.

bears by bmoc July 30, 2006

Bears 

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.

Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.

Bears by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007

bears 

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car.

I just left a bears on the floor.

bears by sadbeaver August 26, 2008

Bears 

Its poop, shit, feces, crap, dookie, cosbys, browns and any other synonym for any of these words except for maybe cosbys: (Drop the cosbys off at the pool) and (take the browns to the superbowl) if you weren;t already aware of those phrases.

We're gonna make them eat our bears, then bear out our bears, then eat their bears which is made up of our bears that we made them eat.

Bears by Badass Jack August 4, 2006

bears 

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

bears by Wassabi June 11, 2006

bears 

another term for a fart without saying some other crass name for fart.

originated during camping. ex: "Did you hear that bear growl"--translation, "I just farted."

person 1 in crowded room: "OK, who had bears! It is stinky up in here."

person 2: "hehe."

bears by jontan27 August 23, 2007