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Soul barence

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
by theMothershed November 28, 2018
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Penn State Behrend

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009
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beatenschleuben

n. A penis in faux Germanic phasing. Esp. when referring to masturbation.
"I'm gonna go play with my beatenschleuben."
by Haus MD May 29, 2009
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Paul Bearer

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.
Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!
by moomoo11 March 4, 2007
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Bearnding

-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.
Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?
by thebearnder December 30, 2010
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Berenika

Bomb ass girl, usually with the nicest curly hair. She is a very adorable, amazing, stubborn person. She is the thickest person you will never meet and she is always there whenever you need her. She is very fun in bed! She is funny and sassy. She loves dogs and she most likely has one. She has an e-girl and a skater girl style. Be nice to her and she will be the best person for you. The best gf material! She isn't really smart but that doesn't matter because everyone loves her. Can be annoying to older people because of how wild she is. If you pray enough maybe one day you will hear her singing (she sings like a goddess) If you ever come across Berenika watch out and make her fall in love with you because it's very worth it. Once you have her, NEVER EVER let go of her, because once you do, she's very unlikely to get back. Her eyes are the prettiest in the whole world! She is literally the best person in the world! If there is a Berenika in your life, she is probably your favourite person in the world because no one can ever be better than her. She has very fluffy cheeks that you want to touch all the time. If you dont love her yet, get prepared because you will soon!
"i wish i was dating berenika"
"awh me too!"
by rghdiofjnkxvctwhuiepsfjnldkv November 29, 2019
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Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011
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