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bayside

A high school located in Queens of New York. It is home to pseudo-intellectual snobs. But their shitty SATs don't reflect their perfect 4.0s, AMIRITEOWUT?

Average IQ of baysider = 65
Student A: Yo, bayside is a good high school, ya?

Student B: HELL NO! It's the school filled with shitheads who think their 4.0s magically make them intelligent. No one in that school has an ounce of intelligence.
by Baysider March 26, 2010
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Basia

Basia means amazing sweet girl whom is an amazing friend and makes you laugh
That girl is so basia!
by KAYLAKILLLLLER October 23, 2007
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bayside ny

Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS or St. Kevin’s.. For high school if you were a girl you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it. Any other nationality you may have doesn’t really count. You belonged to the Yacht Club until it turned into a Koran Church.
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be.
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
by Go Bayside March 14, 2005
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basiado

"Im gonna go smoke a fat ass basiado, u got chips?"
by munkyfromthebrix August 21, 2006
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yokohama baystars

baseball team based in Yokohama.
they went almost 40 years without winning a title, when they finally won it in '99.
BayStars sucked for a while until they won that title.
by 5150 August 1, 2004
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Bayside Middle School

bayside middle school a middle school based in bayside, wisconsin. but don't be fooled. this isn't just any middle school. it's a school full of rich snobs who should be going to usm. it's full of 7th grade thots trying to get senior boys from Nicolet to hook up with them at the football games. airpods are an essential and if you use wires, don't even come to school. if you try to do anything on your chromebook, you'll immediately be haparaed and given a minor. bayside is famous for literally nothing because it's irrelevant. the teachers will either be awesome, or they'll raise hell in the classroom. there's no in between. you'll see kids making tik toks in the hallways for their 24 followers. i'm not even kidding here, the class of '23 was the best to pass through. they were blamed for the juul pod found in the bathroom, which resulted in no bathroom trips for the rest of the year. i'm surprised no one peed their pants. that all sounds really bad, but at least the education is good. just kidding. i'm gonna fail high school english. love you, ms. nolder.
kid 1: what middle school do you go to?
kid 2: bayside middle school
kid 1: where's that?
kid 2: bayside
kid 1: oh.
by baysidebull21 September 15, 2019
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bassiano

1. A dogsbody. Somebody who will work for free, e.g. at a bar in a nightclub.
Me: "Dude, you're such a Bassiano"

Him: "I just love working at the club because of the status it gives me."
by Odemwingie December 25, 2007
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