Bayonetta

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- Bayonetta 3

by *****MYSTIC***** September 27, 2021

bayonet point middle school

basically a school in florida with a ton of little kids who all 'gang gang bitch' and try to act all cool when their all literally scared kids who don't even know half the words in the dictionary. and fuck people in bathrooms because they think it's cool and disrespect the teachers to where they quit and don't care about what the school says or what they do for us.

'have your heard of bayonet point middle school'

'yeah it's a really bad school'

by Fuxk life January 18, 2020

rusty bayonet

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.

"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"

by joe moma343 January 10, 2009

bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.

I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.

by the greatest megalomaniac ever December 9, 2008

baiolet

baiolet is a person who likes the color violet and does ballet

wow that baiolet is incredible

by caumika August 8, 2023

Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.

Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.

by KaptainJack October 23, 2019

beef bayonet

A military members penis, that usually fucks savage women.

"Yo man, better fix your beef bayonet and charge that stench trench over there in the corner..."

by michael j fox January 2, 2007