Joffrey Baratheon

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.

"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

Barteksplain

Giving an over the top or inappropriate explanation to a term, which nobody asked for.

"So basically what you do is, you place your hands like this and go 'rock paper scissors' then show what you want to play . Its simpler than you think" - Barteksplaining how to play rock-paper-scissors while under the influence.

by J.inja August 29, 2021

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek the 19 year old tiktok influencer with nearly 100 thousand supporters, her full name is jasmine Anne bartek. She lives in Canada and talks alot about how mental health is important, she not only does that but has her own fandom called the " bayjays " which they support jasmine with everything she does

Jasmine bartek

by Ryder soulhime May 24, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022