bart simpson cut

A classic flattop haircut with a twist... its spiky on top

Look at that guys Bart Simpson cut.

by Rojo dee Mofo June 23, 2017

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

bart simpson

a yellow thing that is very sad and emotional all the time.

timothy went and done a bart simpson through out the day

by EMOGIRL3 May 11, 2022

Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes

Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother

by God wooozer August 17, 2021

Bart Simpson

Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.

Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”

by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021

Bart Simpson Edits

A picture of Bart Simpson with hearts and a XXXtentation song in the background

Emo kid: "Hey check out my Bart Simpson edits."
Average kid: "What no! I am a normal person don't bring that depressed shit near me!"
Bystander: "fake depression should be illegal."
Emo kid: "Wait no! ITS REAL!!!!"

by BigMen1234 December 12, 2022

Bart Simpson

To choke someone like Homer Simpson did to his son Bart Simpson in the early episodes

That bitch has me so mad I'm about to Bart Simpson her ass!!!

by The Trappedout Jesus May 27, 2022