bart simpson cut

A classic flattop haircut with a twist... its spiky on top

Look at that guys Bart Simpson cut.

by Rojo dee Mofo June 23, 2017

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 20, 2009

bart simpson nigga

Heavily drugged bart simpson. Populations of ohio wear shirts with a character from the simpsons with his skin color dark skinned while talking about how he fucks his niggers

My mate here is obsessed with bart simpson nigga!

by Dude36546 December 08, 2023

Bart Simpson Edits

A picture of Bart Simpson with hearts and a XXXtentation song in the background

Emo kid: "Hey check out my Bart Simpson edits."
Average kid: "What no! I am a normal person don't bring that depressed shit near me!"
Bystander: "fake depression should be illegal."
Emo kid: "Wait no! ITS REAL!!!!"

by BigMen1234 December 13, 2022

Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes

Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother

by God wooozer August 18, 2021

Bart Simpson

To choke someone like Homer Simpson did to his son Bart Simpson in the early episodes

That bitch has me so mad I'm about to Bart Simpson her ass!!!

by The Trappedout Jesus May 27, 2022

Bart Simpson

Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.

Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”

by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021