Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 19, 2022

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Purple Core Bapple

A nonsensical fool with a sort of grunge aesthetic

“She’s a real purple core bapple”

by Bapplebeanie December 19, 2024

August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025

Beppler

A very lonely virgin gamer. Usually of Brazilian descent. Will frequently talk in world shout from multiple character accounts to himself trying to prove to others that he has friends. Spends most of the day playing video games and masturbating furiously to gay porn, hentai or bestiality. A Beppler must always keep a poop bucket nearby so he does not have to stop playing his games. Often trades game items to make friends with fellow Bepplers in attempts to one day loose their virginity.

A Bepplina would be a the female version of a Beppler.

Lives on a steady diet of rice

Person 1 : Whatever happened to that Miguel kid from school?

Person 2 : Oh he kept getting rejected by all the girls and gave up. He lives in his parents garage and turned into a Beppler.

by Stouts June 25, 2020

brapple

the most underrated mixed drink of all time. mix some brandy with some apple juice. the shorter form, BRAP, is also acceptable.

last night I was drinkin hella braps til six in the morning. when I woke up today I found a live mini horse in the back seat of my pontiac aztek. and it was drinking the rest of my brap!

what's the haps on the braps?

Brapple: Pounded with Goodness

"brapple...drank" - Kendrick Lamar

by captainkrunk July 13, 2013

Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

by xxjudexx January 27, 2010