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Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
(also "soft-ban") A restriction, as in character selection or technique usage in a competitive versus game, that is never explicitly stated by the players or rulebook but still stands due to unspoken player agreement. Does not apply in prize competitions.
"Akuma is not officially banned, but there is what is called a soft ban. In other words, all top players in Japan agree not to play Akuma without there being any official enforcement of this agreement."
soft ban by Mirabel_ January 9, 2014

Swifty Ban 

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.
Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.
Swifty Ban by Hansonificator July 19, 2011
Not allowing any form of sexual activity to your partner because they pissed you off. She can't suck his cock, he can't lick her pussy, no genitals touch, no tit action and no one get's to cum until the ban is lifted.
My girlfriend told me I was lucky because she let me hit that so I told her I hope she enjoyed it because I was placing a sex ban and going to pound the pudd until she realized who the lucky one was.
Sex Ban by Sexually Deprived August 20, 2009

shadow ban 

A silent ban on an individual user for violating terms of use or etiquette on a news aggregate website. A banned user is dropped from the system without any warning or explanation. Also know as a zero point ban.
"I kept submitting content and got no responses, until I messaged the mods and found I was shadow banned from that forum."
shadow ban by standtheretilsober September 12, 2013
You can "sad-ban"
sad-ban by shmoogs October 21, 2017